Not ready. Can’t commit.

One of my next paintings will be a nude of my true love holding a bottle of whiskey and wearing only a fedora. And cowboy boots. Maybe. Be afraid because he came up with this one himself. Except for the boots. Those are mine.

I just made a pan of brownies which is a sure sign of procrastination from painting. I was supposed to be sketching out a composition tonight so I could start the imprimatura tomorrow. When I finish writing this, yet another logical step of avoidance, I will start the process of self loathing which will lead to sleep deprivation due to the abusive yammering of my ever so loquacious inner voice.

Tomorrow I will wake-up inspired and motivated and full of passion, and I will create Great and Amazing works of Beauty. But only after I make a rhubarb pie. Mmmmm. Pie!